Spiritless

I’m a writer, I should be an alcoholic, right?

I’m not a drinker, and I’ll tell you why,
First, the acrid taste doesn’t satisfy.
I won’t imbibe,
Go ahead and gibe,
My cerebrum prefers to stay quite dry.

“There are only two real ways to get ahead today – sell liquor or drink it.” ~ W. C. Fields

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